Ropeburn the Cat keeping you informed about my cat and his digestive problems…

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Welcome to, your authoritative source for news and information about Ropeburn The Ginormous Fat Siamese Cat and his favorite pastime: irritating me.  No, Ropeburn is not abused or anything like that.  He does however have a sensitive stomach that makes him yarf from time-to-time.  His Science Diet sensitive stomach food does the trick...that is until he gets into the dog's food...Bastard!  DISCLAIMER: This Web site contains disgusting/disturbing images, has no value whatsoever, and due to its content should not be viewed by anyone.

Weird new delicacy

April 13th, 2007

mmmmm….mushroomsOk…this has to be one of the weirdest (or stupidest) cats ever.  A little background first.  Ropy loves tuna.  It’s the only non-catfood thing that he’s even interested in.  As soon as you get a can of it out, he’s howling at you to let him lick out the can.  Sometimes we add tuna to a fine box o’ mac and cheese as well.  It’s gotten bad enough that if you just make plain mac and cheese, he throws a damn fit.  Well the other day, I decide to mess with him a bit and give him a can of cream of mushroom soup.  Sure as hell, dumb ass cat decided to lick it out.  What a frickin’ weirdo. 

Spring is in the air puke

April 13th, 2007

Spring YakSo spring has finally sprung.  The birds are chirping and Ropy’s sitting in a window smelling that fresh spring air.  And then…..BLAAAAAA.  “Too much spring air….must expel it as soon as possible.”  Rotten S.O.B.

Assassination attempt

January 21st, 2007

Ropeburn made yet another failed assassination attempt on me last night.  This time he decided to try to kill me via a fall down the stairs.  Ropy silently laid on the top step of the stairs in the dark.  When I say “top step”, I don’t mean at the top of the stairs.  He was one step down…so he could hide in the shadows.  As I went up the stairs towards bed, his plan went into action.  Sacrificing his body to kill me, Ropeburn allowed me to step on him in an attempt to make me fall down the stairs to my imminent death.   You failed today Ropeburn….you failed today.

“You went out to eat without me” puke

January 16th, 2007

Welcome Home

Ok…I got home from work…we went to the flame…and came home to this nice surprise that dickhead left us just inside the door.  Need I say more?

Wakeup call revisited

January 13th, 2007

In the early waking hours today I heard the unmistakable sound of Ropy’s full body heaves.  I said to myself “screw it, Sara can deal with her cat when she gets home from work”.  Sara called me when around 7:30 am as usual so I told her that she had a surprise from that cat waiting for when she got home.  Sara wondered where he puked.  I hadn’t even bothered sitting up earlier when I heard him barf so I sat up to look.  I could partially see a pile of yarf on the floor past the foot of the bed.  As I reached my left hand out to push the comforter down so I could have an unobscured view to the floor, I soon realized I had just planted my hand in a second pile of puke (well…it was probably his first).  That was enough to get me out of bed.  The cat was no where to be seen.  I left the bedroom to go to the laundry closet to get some carpet cleaner and paper towels (for the comforter of course…the floor is still up to Sara).  As I passed the stairway, I saw the S.O.B sitting at the bottom of the stairs, glaring up at me.  I threw the closest item at hand at him (I think it was Ralph leash)…sending him into hiding.  Please tell me again why I haven’t killed him yet.

Getting dizzy

January 6th, 2007

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